Happy Birthdays

The older I get, the more I realize that I am still a little younger than you! Happy birthday.

Work hard. Play hard. Eat lots of cake. That’s a good motto for your birthday and for life.

You are my kind of crazy and that is what life is really about! Happy birthday.

Not giving in to temptation is one way to increase your relative happiness. Giving in to temptation is a way to immediately increase your happiness. Be happy. Happy birthday.

A birthday means that you are a year older, but a birthday party means you get to act 10 years younger. Enjoy the party!

Blood is thicker than water. Birthday cake is sweeter than either. Happy birthday!

I want your birthday to be celebrated as a national holiday because then I’ll get a day off. Happy birthday.

They say you lose your memory as you grow older. I say forget about the past and live life to the fullest today. Start with cake. Happy birthday.

Some people get wiser with age. Some people get richer with age. But everybody gets older with age. So good luck on the other two, and happy birthday!

A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are – even if you are getting older. Thank you for being that friend, and happy birthday.

I hope that your birthday is as much fun as you are, but that sets a very high standard.

So many candles for such a small cake? Happy birthday.

Being young is a privilege. Being attractive is a genetic gift. Being cool? That is all you. Happy birthday.

I love you like I love cake at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy birthday.

Life should be lived with a smile on your face and no one does a better job of putting one on my face than you. Happy birthday!

One birthday will not make you old. Even a dozen will not make you old. Maybe you should have stopped counting there though. Happy birthday, again.

You will never be as young again as you are today, so have fun. But be careful, because you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!

Happy birthday, your good looks are living proof that Mother Nature sometimes wins the battle with Father Time.

You are getting kind of old, but I still like you anyway.

Siblings and birthdays are two things you will never get rid of or change. We both like to remind you at least once a year how old you are getting.

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Celebrating your birthday is just like celebrating the birthday of a friend I didn’t get to choose.

Happy birthday to my least annoying sibling!

Remember how you used to try to help me blow out my candles? Now you need help blowing out your candles, because there are so many!

Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

Hope you get birthday presents in the dozens, my cousin.

You deserve the very best of everything – I guess that’s why I’m in your life.

Well done on this whole staying alive thing. Happy birthday!

As we age, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I forget the other two.

The more candles on your cake, the bigger the cake – Happy birthday, friend!

Age is just a number, and your number is just really high.

Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.

A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!

Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!

May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday!

This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known.

May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.

Count not the candles…see the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.

Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.

Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage.

You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!

Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.

Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams!

Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.

You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!

Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either.

Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!

Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!

To quote Shakespeare: ‘Party thine ass off!’

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!

On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.

Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!

It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!

Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!

Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!

When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! You are only young once so enjoy it to the fullest. Time passes way too fast and you don’t get these years back.

May you have all the love your heart can hold, all the happiness a day can bring, and all the blessings a life can unfold. Happy birthday!

On your birthday may your spirit be enriched in light, love, and hope for a prosperous year ahead.

Warmest wishes to you on your very special day. I hope that you continue to change the lives of others with your positivity, love, and beautiful spirit.

Today marks one small milestone in the beautiful journey that is your life. May you continue to be blessed and follow your goals and ambitions to success!

The best of your life has yet to come, embrace it, be confident, and embark on a future of limitless possibilities and opportunities. Happy birthday.

Another birthday means your life journey is incomplete, may your path be paved with success and guided by love. Best wishes, my friend.

Happy birthday!! I hope your day is filled with lots of love and laughter! May all of your birthday wishes come true.

To someone who touches each life you enter, spreading joy to everyone you meet: may the love and happiness you share with others return to you tenfold. I wish you many more happy birthdays!

For your birthday, I just want to say: I hope you can see how special you are to me. Happy birthday, my love!

Thinking of you on your birthday, and wishing you all the best! I hope it is as fantastic as you are!

May the joy that you give others come back to you on this special day. Happy birthday!

I hope that you have the greatest birthday ever from the moment you open your eyes in the morning until they close late at night.

Happy birthday to you. From good friends and true, from old friends and new, may good luck go with you and happiness too!

Wishing you all the great things in life. I hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. Happy birthday.

No matter what life throws at us, I will always have your back. Happy birthday!

I know we didn’t always get along growing up, but when I look back over all the years and birthdays, I realize how lucky I am to have you as a sibling.

A wish for you on your birthday: Whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may come true.

Another adventure-filled year awaits you. Welcome it with great fanfare! Happy birthday!

Birthdays are a perfect fresh start for a new year. Make the most of it!

A friend is a friend, but a best friend is even better. Happy birthday to the best friend anyone could ask for!

On this day, a very special person came into this world and I’m forever grateful. Happy birthday, BFF.

Every year on this day, I am reminded to count my blessings because I get to call you a friend.

To me, this day will always hold special meaning since it marks the day that the world was made better by your presence. Happy Birthday!

You brighten my life, and I am so grateful to have you by my side. Happy birthday!

No one knows me better than you and I hope that today all of your wishes come true. Happy birthday, friend.

Today I celebrate you and all the joy you bring into my life. I love and cherish you today and always.

I wish everyone could be as lucky as me to find a friend who is as caring, loving and special as you. Happy birthday, BFF.

Friends are the family we get to choose and I’m so glad that we chose each other. Happy birthday to my wonderful best friend.

We’ve been together through thick and thin and I’m so proud to call you my friend. Wishing you the happiest birthday!

Doing life with you by my side is the best thing that could’ve happened to me. Happy birthday, dear friend.

Your bright smile and warm laughter make every day better. Today I celebrate you. Happy birthday!

Your presence makes everyone around you happy. Today, I want you to know how much you mean to me and everyone who has the pleasure of knowing you. Happy birthday!

One day isn’t enough to celebrate someone as special as you — I need an entire month to show you how much you mean to me! Happy birthday, friend.

This day will always be special to me because it marks the day the world was made better because you were brought into it.

My life was enriched when you entered it. Happy birthday!

Your friendship means the world to me. I am honored to be your best friend. Happy birthday.

Thank you for being the most wonderful friend on the planet. I hit the jackpot when you come into my life. Happy birthday!

You brighten my life in so many incredible ways. Thank you for being my best friend. Happy birthday.

No one understands me better than you. Your friendship is one of the best things to ever happen to me. Happy birthday!

You’re more than a friend, you’re family. Cheers to making more precious memories together. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to my ride or die. Where would I be without you? Let’s live it up!

You deserve all the presents, cake, and love coming your way today. Enjoy every moment! Happy birthday.

Today is all about you! So, let’s have a good time and celebrate the glorious day you were born!

May your personal new year be filled with nothing but greatness. Happy birthday, bestie.

I’m so happy because today marks the day you entered the world. Happy birthday! Thanks for being an amazing friend.

No one could ask for a better best friend. I hope your day is as special as you are. Happy birthday!

You’re the person I can always call on for anything and for that, I’m forever grateful. Happy birthday, best friend.

We’ve been through so much together and I couldn’t imagine life without you. Happy birthday!

I never want to know what it’s like to be in this world without my best friend. Cheers to another year around the sun. Happy birthday!

I hope this day brings you as much joy as you bring me! Happy birthday, bestie.

The day we met I knew you’d always be a part of my life. Thank you for being a wonderful friend. Happy birthday.

I admire the woman you’ve become. It’s an honor to be your best friend. Happy birthday.

It’s a privilege to navigate life with you by my side. Thanks for always being a shoulder to lean on. Happy birthday!

If I could, I’d celebrate your birth every day! Our special bond is rare, and I never take it for granted. I hope you have an extraordinary birthday.